I guess Adobe has stock photos

I found this poor guy dead this morning. I think one of my guests squished it last night when they arrived.

Could not be more of a 1st world problem. I don’t get any point of this party

Selfie. If the only thing you post on Instagram and twitter are selfies  you need a long walk off a short peer. Nobody wants to see your face in the same pose 100 times. If the only interesting thing in your life is your face at a slightly odd angle, you need to do something with your life.

Thanks Coke. Tastes even better through a small straw