It’s because I shaved my face off
I bought a safe razor. Tomorrow will be the first day. I gotta admit, I am a little scared.
If I don’t show up at work
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And I enjoy how much she enjoys Cheese Louise. I am so emotionally confused.
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Could not be more of a 1st world problem. I don’t get any point of this party
Selfie. If the only thing you post on Instagram and twitter are selfies you need a long walk off a short peer. Nobody wants to see your face in the same pose 100 times. If the only interesting thing in your life is your face at a slightly odd angle, you need to do something with your life.
Well this is going to be a close call?!?!?Well this is going to be a close call?!?!?
We needed to make room for something “smaller” so we let Mom borrow our twin bed. I didn’t realize the truck was this small.
Good thing I have plenty of bungie cords. Went to church 1st then headed to their house afterwards. I was happy to see everything was still there.
Well, Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. Are you ready? I am not. I think I am going to make all my own gifts and not buy anything. I am sticking it to the man. Macaroni cards, here I come.