Ugly Sweater Parties

Could not be more of a 1st world problem. I don’t get any point of this party

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Selfie. If the only thing you post on Instagram and twitter are selfies  you need a long walk off a short peer. Nobody wants to see your face in the same pose 100 times. If the only interesting thing in your life is your face at a slightly odd angle, you need to do something with your life.

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You will probably live longer just cooking your meat properly
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Or maybe spend time with the little ones more.
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