Samuel L Jackson might be the only man still alive able to pull off a turtle neck shirt.

Is not a good combo

Yes,that was a pancake.

Could not be more of a 1st world problem. I don’t get any point of this party

Selfie. If the only thing you post on Instagram and twitter are selfies  you need a long walk off a short peer. Nobody wants to see your face in the same pose 100 times. If the only interesting thing in your life is your face at a slightly odd angle, you need to do something with your life.